Art Brut is spending four days with us in Los Angeles before leaving and never calling or writing, the bastards…

Art Brut – Moving To L.A.

Art Brut – Moving To L.A. (how could i not?)

Art Brut‘s upcoming album is called Art Brut Vs. Satan, and apparently they’ve decided to celebrate the release with Art Brut Vs. JESUS SATAN because they’re attacking MY HOME TURF of Los Angeles with four nights of totally UNPROVOKED assaults in June. three shows in a row at Spaceland (16th, 17th and 18th) and a final desperate attempt for victory at the echo on the 19th. starting a little preemptive war lads? looking for some weapons of mass destruction, lads? well, unlike the last administration, you’re going to find them. you’ll see my nuclear stockpile when i flex motherfuckers, and it’ll be the LAST thing you’ll ever see, too. not sure who or if anyone is opening. i also suggest getting tickets right away for any and all shows. they go on sale April 4th at noon.

guh... guh... i... guh. that's just not right.