Blue Murder…

Today I’d like to talk about an issue that resonates very strongly with me, that is, satisfying multiple women over a 12 hour period of time. Now a seasoned veteran like myself has been handling situations like this since the age of 11 and clearly at this point in life, I know what I’m doing. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of this poor Russian dude:ViagraTwo apparently sex-crazed women bet Sergey Tuganov, a 28 year old mechanic, $4300 that he couldn’t satisfy them for 12 hours. So what did this determined man do? He took an ENTIRE BOTTLE of Viagra. That’s 30 pills. And guess what, he won the fucking bet. He died minutes later… but he won the fucking bet. Investigators say he likely died from taking an ENTIRE BOTTLE of Viagra. Personally, I think there’s some foul play involved…

The moral of the story is: we all have to go someday, what better way to go than a 12 hour orgy-blaze of glory?

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