Wreck The Tape Deck

aww… Supes, don’t get yourself down! there’s a New Year coming! to celebrate the holidays, Corey Helford Gallery in Culver City is having two festive openings that have absolutely nothing to do with xmas. this coming Saturday is a fun little group orgy opening featuring multi-plane paintings from fifty of Helford’s all-stars, including Van Arno, the lovely Ana Bagayan, Gary Baseman, Buff Monster, Luke Chueh, Coop, Korin Faught, Sylvia Ji and just a shit ton more. there should be jusssssttt enough holiday cheer for everyone, and if you’re still not feeling the fucking spirit, then a week later Immortal Artifacts from Kukula opens. it will probably be chock full of naughty NSFW paintings and sketches of, um, precocious little girls. it’s bound to be a delightful show, although unless you want to spend your holidays in federal prison, i would avoid having your picture taken at that one, especially by the pedophilia net trying to look inconspicuous in the unmarked van parked across the street.

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