good morning, world! the fluorescent office lights say hello! (heart attack man…)

so, um, this restaurant is offering to kill their customers for free. if you weigh over 350-pounds, then you can eat there for free… all day… every day… huh. so this is what evil looks like. a greasy burger.

Lard - Good For Kids

5 thoughts on “good morning, world! the fluorescent office lights say hello! (heart attack man…)

  1. Hilarious. 73,000 views on youtube and 3 comments (1 spam) ? … Don’t think I’ve ever seen such lopsided stats before… besides the nutrition stats for Heart Attack Grill of course. The purest lard.

  2. i literally think that he should be put on trial for attempted murder. if there has been an obese person who has actually taken him up on this offer and died, than he should be tried a la Kevorkian as assisted suicide.

    as an aside, here is one of my favorite paintings from Kevorkian. hard to see, but those are bones poking through the tips of his fingers as he falls screaming into the “dark” abyss. would you like a side of metaphor with your cup of guilty conscience, sir?

    i've fallen and i can't get up “i’ve fallen and i can’t get up!”

  3. @TINT
    no, not an intern. just an extracurricular hobby. and i don’t really care too much if they want to die. kind of adds to the excitement if they DON’T, honestly. maybe i should get into the fast food business.

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