good morning world! the fluorescent office lights say hello! (The Ballad of G.I. Joe)

let’s switch from Star Wars to G.I. Joe. i hear there’s a movie coming out or something. and yes, that is Julianne Moore as Scarlett. and Chuck Lidell as Gung Ho. and Billy fucking Crudup as Zartan. and Henry Rollins as Duke. and Zach Galifianakis in the role he was born to play. the cameos go on and on… although i have to admit, this video has made me feel a little uncomfortable, as i never really realized how closely my precious Dreadnoks resemble leather daddies. (thanks a lot, Superhero Hype!… the video is from Cha-Ching Pictures.)