Loss and Sub-Par Grooming in Hollywood

LOST COMB LOST!

Do your part! Save this comb!

Do your part! Save this comb!

These fliers were posted up and down Hollywood Blvd this morning.

Unnatural obsession with hygiene?

Weird guerrilla marketing stunt?

Secret communiqué from alien invaders?

Non-conformist raving lunatic who refuses to use the universally-accepted Raving Lunatic Scrawl font?

Your guess is as good as mine.

I’m too lazy and protective of my email address (ok, mostly lazy) to send the perpetrator of this nonsense an email. Surely someone out there is more motivated than I am. If that someone is you, send an email to lostcomblost@gmail.com and find out what the hell this is all about. Then post your findings in the comments so the rest of us can reap the benefits of your labor.

Full flier text (for the curious and/or hard-of-seeing):
“I LOST MY COMB ON MY LAST VISIT TO LOS ANGELES. I DON’T KNOW WHERE I LOST IT, IT COULD BE ANYWHERE. I NEED THIS COMB. I USE IT TO COMB MY HAIR. PLEASE FIND IT AND EMAIL ME: LOSTCOMBLOST@GMAIL.COM