On That Final Destination Tip: RIP DJ AM.

DJ AM, a motherfucking plane crash survivor, was found dead in his NY apartment. Ridiculous Final Destination mouse trap death IN 3D!? ….Or crack overdose? The world may never know…or we’ll know like, next week.

If I were Travis Barker, his musical cohort, I’d watch out for loose screws, sketchy knife collections, faulty wires, log-hauling trucks, old rollercoasters, umm… hot coffee, glassware, plants, spoiled donuts… uhh, stay away from escalators, bathrooms, tall buildings, old houses, new houses… you know, pretty much everything.

Pour it out for the homiez kid.

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