side hugs for drugs…

stuff christians like the side hug

so, it turns out that hugging the normal way is sinful you dirty birdys. shame on you! shame on you for christ! i have no idea who these painfully white children are, the E G Cummings or something (wouldn’t that be ironic!) and i don’t actually care. although you should be on the lookout because they’re probably playing a high school assembly near you.