THIS WEEKEND: The Hollywood Bowl Will Blow Your Mind Out of Your Ass.

Creedance Clearwater Revival – Born on a Bayou

Imagine a fireworks show directed by Michael Bay and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. Now take out all of the horrible planning, half-assed ideas, illogical thoughts, and the deaths of innocent people as a result of 9,000 roman candles being pointed in the wrong direction… and you will get a sense of the scale of this extravaganza. This is Hollywood after all.

From July 2nd through July 4th, The Hollywood Bowl will be hosting their annual spectacular fireworks bonanza with special guest John Fogerty. The classical rock crafstman behind Creedance Clearwater Revival. They will put on a show, trust me.

Tickets here.