TONIGHT: 2009 Air Sex Championships @ The Echoplex.
June 26th, 2009
Remember the Air Guitar championships a few weeks ago? Well then, “Air Sex” should be pretty self-explanatory. If you have nothing to do later and want to compete, just go ahead and lube up your… imagination… and get out there.
From the source:
“To find a new champion for this year, we are taking the Air Sex crew on the road across North America for three weeks, bringing along emcees, judges, and performers that wowed the crowds in Austin last year. In each city, they’ll be inviting local Air Sexers up to the stage at rock club venues, and the winner of each round will be flown to the Air Sex World Championship Finals later this summer. – Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Blog
For any and all potential participants please email chris@airsexworldchampionships.com ”
this is silly. i can hump oxygen whenever i want… it’s getting the real sex that’s hard.
@jesus satan
maybe because you’re letting your “jesus” side take over.
@TINT
if i was letting jesus run my life then i wouldn’t be fucking air nor even talking about fucking air.
jesus christ walks into a motel, slaps some nails down on the counter and says, “Can you put me up for the night?” – favorite joke ever.
@jesus satan
hey… you’re the one with jesus in the name not me.
@TINT
actually, Jesus is in my HEART, TINTothy… the name is just for cheap laughs.