25¢ tequila tonight at La Cita with Clasixxx and Saturday with Vice in the desert – although i’d be careful letting those kids get you drunk

ha! the cactus looks like a penis with testicles! boy, those Vice kids sure know how to laugh!

ha! the cactus looks like a penis with testicles! and it's in the desert, like Coachella! boy, those Vice kids sure are funny!

RSVP here and it’s five bucks to get in to Clasixxx tonight at La Cita. also, if you’re heading to the desert this weekend for this Coachella show i keep hearing about, then Vice is throwing a big par-tay also with 25¢ tequila and some bands that weren’t cool enough to be on the actual lineup. cheap tequila will mix well with your comedown from all the shrooms and peyote, i’m sure. the vomiting should be legendary. RSVP here for the Vice thing.

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