Wreck The Tape Deck

if there’s one thing that jesus satan hates, it’s hate. tonight Manifest Equality opens at 1341 Vine St. in Hollywood with a splendiferous group show in support of equal rights for everyone, not just old white people. you better be there even if you don’t care too much about humanity and stuff, because the roster of artists (posted below) is absolutely stellar with pieces from Shepard Fairey, Harvey Pekar (American Splendor!), Ron English, Tim Biskup, El Mac, and a ton more awesome commies. (also, while i’m on the subject of hate, on March 29th that sonofabitchmurderingfuck Karl Rove is doing a paid speaking engagement at Saban Theater in Beverly Hills, so start rotting your tomatoes now, Los Angeles.)

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oh Poison Ivy, if only you were real. this world needs to suffer. The Presets ARE AMAZING by the way. this is their song called Pretty Little Eyes with a touching video tribute from editor Allure75, whom has a bunch of other goofy sci-fi/nerd video/porn tributes on his YouTube channel here. i’m a particular fan of his My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult’s Daisy Chain For Satan video remix with scenes of teens doing drugs cut together from 21 Jump Street. Too. UTTERLY. Amazing.

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Faith No More!!! fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes!!! they’re going to have trouble selling Saturday, but otherwise, hellz to the yeah, Coachella! break out the drugs, party people. jesus satan will see you in April. tickets go on sale Friday, Jan 22nd at 10am via Ticketmaster and the Coachella site.

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here’s a rare weekend post to celebrate a record breaking traffic day yesterday as well as to point out a lot of great openings tonight in the metropolitan Los Angeles area. earlier in the week we mentioned the Brian Viveros/Dan Quintana/Bad Otis Link triple header in Santa Monica, and jesus satan also highly recommends Corey Helford Gallery’s opening for both Michael Mararian’s “Youth Parade” and Miso’s “The Cold Returns”. Mararian’s current project looks incredibly intense and wickedly funny, just the way i like my women art. there are also something like fourteen other shows tonight, so check out Sour Harvest for a fairly thorough rundown on what’s what, where and at what times. Sour Harvest also emails a great weekly newsletter on recommended art openings, so sign up for that shit here. then i don’t always have to be the one telling you what to do, where to go, how to dress, etc…. i mean, what am i, your mom?

Michael Mararian - Semper Fi

Michael Mararian - Medieval Times

Miso - Opossum Queen

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have a sexy xmas, y’all…

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eff-ing-a. next year is just going to be the best ever in movies, music, and hopefully our day-to-day lives. and now after seeing Avatar in 3D, i am an extra dimension full of excitement for Tron Legacy in 3D. the future is finally now. (check out the trailer for Tron Legacy here)

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this song is kind of half-assed, but there are some words of wisdom as always from chanteuse Amanda Fucking Palmer (semi-formerly of The Dresden Dolls). in Miss Fucking Palmer’s own words, “…i’ve been meaning to write that blog on lady gaga but this was faster and more to the point. i wrote it right before recording it and had to read the lyrics off the screen, thus the no-eye-contact. sorry. also sorry about the bad lighting. i need a better flashlight. mostly i will do anything to avoid practicing tchaikovsky and this is proof.” Lady Gaga still sucks, though. (that last part is in jesus satan’s own words.)

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sorry folks, i don’t mean to bring the party down, but jesus satan is getting it from all sides these days. so let’s laugh at our miserably pointless lives together, shall we? together via the internet. which is really not together at all. i’m so lonely : O (  Chuck Bukowski says it a little more eloquently with his poem The Shoelace, but sometimes simplicity works just as well, hence the fffuuuuuu meme that’s so cool with the nerd kids these days. there are a ton more of these all over the internet, as well as a few aggregated at the Rage Thread here (with a few more choice ones after the jump, as well).

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aww… Supes, don’t get yourself down! there’s a New Year coming! to celebrate the holidays, Corey Helford Gallery in Culver City is having two festive openings that have absolutely nothing to do with xmas. this coming Saturday is a fun little group orgy opening featuring multi-plane paintings from fifty of Helford’s all-stars, including Van Arno, the lovely Ana Bagayan, Gary Baseman, Buff Monster, Luke Chueh, Coop, Korin Faught, Sylvia Ji and just a shit ton more. there should be jusssssttt enough holiday cheer for everyone, and if you’re still not feeling the fucking spirit, then a week later Immortal Artifacts from Kukula opens. it will probably be chock full of naughty NSFW paintings and sketches of, um, precocious little girls. it’s bound to be a delightful show, although unless you want to spend your holidays in federal prison, i would avoid having your picture taken at that one, especially by the pedophilia net trying to look inconspicuous in the unmarked van parked across the street.

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this is too amazing. i love Think Geek. they have that Tauntaun Sleeping Bag that we mentioned way back when for April Fool’s Day, too, and now it’s real. i did most of my xxxmas shopping there, and now that i’ve blogged about it, this holiday is a total tax write off! jesus satan, sticking it to the man since 1976.

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