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Happy Friday the 13th! Ahhhhhh!! Eminem is returning to Hollywood! AHHHHHHHH! He’s playing the lead role in a 3-D horror flick called Shady Talez! YaaaAAAA! Look how they spelled Tales!! Yes this is all true, and the above image is part of a 4-issue Marvel comic series that will accompany the movie. No word on a release date yet…

Dan Deacon HOSPITALIZED! Whoa. Apparently he performs with such ferocity that he totally fucked up his back and had to cancel the rest of his tour.

A post on the Facebook page for Deacon’s show at Clark University tomorrow night says, “DAN DEACON HAS POSTPONED THIS SHOW on 11/14/2009 DUE TO HOSPITALIZATION WITH ACUTE SCIATICA. THE SHOW WILL BE RESCHEDULED TO JANUARY.” – Pitchfork

Beanie Sigel ft. 50 Cent – I Go Off

The Beanie Sigel vs. Jay-Z feud just got ridiculous…Sigel went and recruited 50 Cent and they put together a shall-we-say, ‘gutter,’ diss track for Mr. Empire State himself. That snarling Beanie Sigel has a lot of anger towards jigga, I’m still not really sure why, but if jay doesn’t respond it’s gonna be pretty…anti-climactic. Especially after 50 calls him out at the end: “It’s your move.”

Is everyone excited for New Moon!?

And for all you New Yorkers willing to brave this icy weather, here’s what’s going on in the music world tonight:

11/13 Alela Diane, Marissa Nadler @ (le) poisson rouge
11/13 Nicole Atkins & The Sea, KaiserCartel @ 92YTribeca
11/13 The Cribs, The Von Bondies @ Bowery Ballroom
11/13 Art Brut, Surfer Blood @ Brooklyn Bowl
11/13 Pterodactyl, Child Bite, Fiasco @ Death By Audio
11/13 Oneohtrix Point Never, Northampton Woods @ Glasslands
11/13 Versus, +/- {Plus Minus} @ Knitting Factory Brooklyn
11/13 Emilyn Brodsky, Hooray For Earth @ Santos Party House
11/13 Boat, How I Became The Bomb @ Union Hall
11/13 Krallice, Orphan, Malkuth, Liturgy @ Union Pool
11/13 The Cool Kids @ Webster Hall ($1 with RSVP – see ticket link)

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Art Brut – Moving To L.A. (how could i not?)

Art Brut’s upcoming album is called Art Brut Vs. Satan, and apparently they’ve decided to celebrate the release with Art Brut Vs. JESUS SATAN because they’re attacking MY HOME TURF of Los Angeles the next four nights with totally UNPROVOKED assaults, three shows in a row at Spaceland (tonight, tomorrow and the 18th) and a final desperate attempt at the echo on the 19th. starting a little preemptive war lads? looking for some weapons of mass destruction, lads? well, unlike the last administration, you’re going to find them. you’ll see my nuclear stockpile when i flex, motherfuckers and it’ll be the LAST thing you’ll ever see, too.

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Art Brut – Moving To L.A. (how could i not?)

Art Brut’s upcoming album is called Art Brut Vs. Satan, and apparently they’ve decided to celebrate the release with Art Brut Vs. JESUS SATAN because they’re attacking MY HOME TURF of Los Angeles with four nights of totally UNPROVOKED assaults in June. three shows in a row at Spaceland (16th, 17th and 18th) and a final desperate attempt for victory at the echo on the 19th. starting a little preemptive war lads? looking for some weapons of mass destruction, lads? well, unlike the last administration, you’re going to find them. you’ll see my nuclear stockpile when i flex motherfuckers, and it’ll be the LAST thing you’ll ever see, too. not sure who or if anyone is opening. i also suggest getting tickets right away for any and all shows. they go on sale April 4th at noon.

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