ok, too funny. first, some context. a young gentleman caller by the name of Lomax mistakenly thought that i was actually the girl screwing the giant bunny rabbit in my avatar, which is also my Myspace profile pic. clearly if you take more than a millisecond to look at my profile, or really if you have a brain at all, you’ll figure out that i’m not a girl, nor do i fuck rabbits. Lomax doesn’t seem to be the smartest slap in the face, and so the following email exchange unfolded. you have to read from the bottom and work your way up, sorry about that, but believe me, it’s worth it. just to be fair, since i divulged my super secret Myspace profile, here is Lomax’ profile if you’d like to drop by and say hello. he likes to ride bulls, worship god, and hit on girls with a furry fetish. i’m sure that you’ve got plenty in common to talk about.
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