Wreck The Tape Deck

here is the annual fake Coachella lineup for 2010 (thanks Los Anjealous). jesus satan will shit his pants if Faith No More is there, and i’m guessing that a lot of these other bands are actually pretty solid bets. The xx, Major Lazer, and Vampire Weekend are all a given. Public Image Ltd is a good possibility, as is Devo, The Antlers, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Imogen Heap and La Roux. i also wouldn’t be surprised about LCD Soundsystem and Massive Attack, both have new albums coming out this year  - R.I.P. Jerry Fuchs : o (

if you want to follow the rumor action, Consequence of Sound is pretty mathematical about it… check out the real possible lineup here. Coachella goes off April 16th, 17th and 18th. get tickets here. (*UPDATE: the real lineup has been announced. check it here.)

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

three overweight cops take down one neo-hippie and his very small penis.

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this is jesus satan’s holy dayz…. there’s so much going on in Los Angeles this weekend that i’m going to just start posting events, etc. without much commentary. you all know how much i’m in love with my own wit, but i just won’t be able to roll like that over the next few days. plus i gotta get all dressed up.

to start the festivities, here’s a new Halloween-ish video from Sea Wolf. (i love the cinematography, very James Whale.) they’re playing at the Legendary Park Plaza Hotel this Saturday for the KCRW Masquerade along with DJ Shadow (yay!), Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros (yay!), Little Dragon (who?) and a bunch of KCRW DJs. unfortunately, it’s a whopping $75 a ticket (here – although proceeds benefit KCRW), so if you don’t get to check them out there, they will also be playing some gay-ass free show at Hollywood/Highland on Nov. 6th for the release of the Twilight: New Moon soundtrack with Death Cab for Cutie, Anya Marina and Band of Skulls. when i get more information on that, i’ll be sure to let you know since there will likely be screaming pre-teens everywhere and i know what a bunch of child predators you all are.

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Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros are playing a sold out show tonight at the El Rey so who cares because i can’t go and you probably can’t either, unless you already have tickets. but whatev because the only reason i’m even saying something is because i wanted to post this motherfucking amazing video for Desert Song, in which, and this is direct from the band’s Myspace video page, “This is PART 1 of a 12-Part feature-length movie musical. Part 1: Desert Song is about singer Alex Ebert’s reckoning with the middle name his father secretly wrote on his birth certificate – a Native American name which means ‘Devil’ or ‘Demon’. The opening footage is of his father chanting in Monument Valley – shot by his mother.”

Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros

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