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Cyriak is going through some vicious Cycles

March 15th, 2010

jesus satan is going to have endless nightmares about this, i can already tell. more from Cyriak (music and videos) at his YouTube channel. (i recommend his quite frightening animation mix here.)

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Lo-rider – Skinny Uncensored Version

March 14th, 2010

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jesus satan is doing his chores and it goes something like this. (except i’m ghostly pale and almost concentration camp thin.) the video is for Skinny from Lo-rider whoever the fuck that is. (i’m sure they’ll be on tour with LMFAO soon.)

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TONIGHT: Star Wars burlesque at Henry Fonda in Los Angeles

March 12th, 2010

star wars warz courtney cruz burlesque sci fi geek nerd porn devil's playground stripping strippers storm troopertonight WTTD pal and internet pin-up queen Courtney Cruz brings a sexy reprise of her Star Wars themed stripperella show to the Henry Fonda theater. for plenty more naughtiness from other Devil’s Playground shows, including Video Game Girls and Fetish Girls, check out our gallery section here. tickets aren’t available anymore online, but there are plenty at the door. jesus satan will see you there. (*UPDATE – this was all sold out and jesus satan did NOT see you there. congratulations Courtney!)

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my god… my.. god. Leslie and the Lys jazzercise up the Echoplex tonight

March 4th, 2010

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that's a lot of woman.

just too many amazing shows tonight to go into in full (so check out Oh My Rockness here), but jesus satan is hitting WTTD fav Leslie and the Lys at the Echoplex with Christopher and the Conquered (tickets here) (and i’m totally going to make another jesus satan sandwich with the Leslie and the Lys backup dancers.)

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TONIGHT: piss off some conservatives at the Manifest Equality art opening

March 3rd, 2010

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if there’s one thing that jesus satan hates, it’s hate. tonight Manifest Equality opens at 1341 Vine St. in Hollywood with a splendiferous group show in support of equal rights for everyone, not just old white people. you better be there even if you don’t care too much about humanity and stuff, because the roster of artists (posted below) is absolutely stellar with pieces from Shepard Fairey, Harvey Pekar (American Splendor!), Ron English, Tim Biskup, El Mac, and a ton more awesome commies. (also, while i’m on the subject of hate, on March 29th that sonofabitchmurderingfuck Karl Rove is doing a paid speaking engagement at Saban Theater in Beverly Hills, so start rotting your tomatoes now, Los Angeles.)

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the day my kid went punk

February 27th, 2010

i use to watch these all the time. now my name is jesus satan. just sayin’…

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TONIGHT: sunny Los Angeles hosts a grip of ‘art openings’ aka ‘free wine’

January 16th, 2010

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here’s a rare weekend post to celebrate a record breaking traffic day yesterday as well as to point out a lot of great openings tonight in the metropolitan Los Angeles area. earlier in the week we mentioned the Brian Viveros/Dan Quintana/Bad Otis Link triple header in Santa Monica, and jesus satan also highly recommends Corey Helford Gallery’s opening for both Michael Mararian’s “Youth Parade” and Miso’s “The Cold Returns”. Mararian’s current project looks incredibly intense and wickedly funny, just the way i like my women art. there are also something like fourteen other shows tonight, so check out Sour Harvest for a fairly thorough rundown on what’s what, where and at what times. Sour Harvest also emails a great weekly newsletter on recommended art openings, so sign up for that shit here. then i don’t always have to be the one telling you what to do, where to go, how to dress, etc…. i mean, what am i, your mom?

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Michael Mararian - Semper Fi

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Michael Mararian - Medieval Times

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Miso - Opossum Queen

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Coachella 2010 lineup is announced…. psssyyyychhhheeeee……

January 15th, 2010

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here is the annual fake Coachella lineup for 2010 (thanks Los Anjealous). jesus satan will shit his pants if Faith No More is there, and i’m guessing that a lot of these other bands are actually pretty solid bets. The xx, Major Lazer, and Vampire Weekend are all a given. Public Image Ltd is a good possibility, as is Devo, The Antlers, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Imogen Heap and La Roux. i also wouldn’t be surprised about LCD Soundsystem and Massive Attack, both have new albums coming out this year  - R.I.P. Jerry Fuchs : o (

if you want to follow the rumor action, Consequence of Sound is pretty mathematical about it… check out the real possible lineup here. Coachella goes off April 16th, 17th and 18th. get tickets here. (*UPDATE: the real lineup has been announced. check it here.)

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

three overweight cops take down one neo-hippie and his very small penis.

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TONIGHT: you only live twice with Moneypenny at La Cita

January 14th, 2010

swoon. jesus satan finds himself in love, and oh cruel fate, how is it possible that it has struck twice in the same place!?!? which of sweet home Chicagoans Moneypenny is jesus satan to choose? also known as DJ Mother Hubbard and DJ A-Cup (ha!), these two lovely female disc jockeys got IT goin’ on in SPADES with both looks and talent. tonight they’re doing a “special performance” (i.e. cat fight over j. satan) at La Cita for Dance Right’s weekly Thursday night sexcapade. (bonus! you can download a grip of their Spandexxx series of live mixes for free here. you’re welcome!) Kingdom, Taliesin and Chico Sonido round out the talent pool.

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let’s start a war this Saturday, January 16th with Dan Quintana, Brian Viveros and Bad Otis Link at CoproGallery in Santa Monica

January 11th, 2010

this Saturday Brian Viveros and Dan Quintana are bringing their special brand of military  fetish to Santa Monica with their Desensitized opening at CoproGallery. Bad Otis Link provides backup with his You’ll Be Sorry When I’m Dead show in the back room. (jesus satan says that every day and he doesn’t get an opening. people usually just laugh, actually.)
more info from Copro’s newsletter: Hey Everyone – This Saturday, January 16, 8:00-11:30 PM, CoproGallery presents  “Desensitized” with the art of Brian Viveros & Dan Quintana. This is an incredible show for both artists and all the work is amazing. Its going to be a multi-media event in 5D with films being projected, sountracks of bizzare music and sculptures as well as live music and costumed Desensitized girls. Everyone is encouraged to participate so please dress up in military gear like a Viveros or Quintana painting and get a free “Desensitized” poster. In gallery 2 Bad Otis Link’s “You’ll Be Sorry When I’m Dead” which will also be in 5D with films, twisted puppets and warped art. I hope to see everyone there but for those that can’t make please check out the Brian Viveros web-preview. The other previews will be ready soon so stay tuned!!!

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