Wreck The Tape Deck

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Clearly, someone at ThinkGeek got April Fools Day confused with April Awesome Day, which isn’t ’til next week. They conceived of something so awesome, so enlightened, so warm-fuzzy-inducing that it could probably deliver world peace. Anyone who spends his or her childhood nestled in a TAUNTAUN SLEEPING BAG(!!!) simply would not be capable of violence. The overwhelming sense of self-satisfaction would make it impossible.

The only real trouble with all of this is, of course, that the Tauntaun sleeping bag doesn’t exist. It’s a joke. A cruel, malicious joke. Just as owning a tautaun sleeping bag could soothe the collective human soul, being taunted with one we can’t have may just push us over the edge. If anybody gets nuked in the next few weeks, it’s on ThinkGeek’s shoulders.

In an effort to quell their guilt, the suits at ThinkGeek have sworn to get in touch with the suits at Lucasfilm and try to make this thing for real. Good luck, ThinkGeek! If it ever happens, you’d be well-advised to make sure this thing comes in adult sizes so you don’t end up back in the hot seat again.

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