aww… Supes, don’t get yourself down! there’s a New Year coming! to celebrate the holidays, Corey Helford Gallery in Culver City is having two festive openings that have absolutely nothing to do with xmas. this coming Saturday is a fun little group orgy opening featuring multi-plane paintings from fifty of Helford’s all-stars, including Van Arno, the lovely Ana Bagayan, Gary Baseman, Buff Monster, Luke Chueh, Coop, Korin Faught, Sylvia Ji and just a shit ton more. there should be jusssssttt enough holiday cheer for everyone, and if you’re still not feeling the fucking spirit, then a week later Immortal Artifacts from Kukula opens. it will probably be chock full of naughty NSFW paintings and sketches of, um, precocious little girls. it’s bound to be a delightful show, although unless you want to spend your holidays in federal prison, i would avoid having your picture taken at that one, especially by the pedophilia net trying to look inconspicuous in the unmarked van parked across the street.
jesus satan sure loves me some Electric Six. singer Dick Valentine’s tongue in someone else’s cheek brand of rock n’ roll humor just never gets old… at least not to an infant like me. case in point, here, also, is their classic Gay Bar, featuring animation from Joel Veitch at Rather Good, the flash animation that started it all. (tickets are still available for the show tonight at the Key Club here.)
this is jesus satan’s holy dayz…. there’s so much going on in Los Angeles this weekend that i’m going to just start posting events, etc. without much commentary. you all know how much i’m in love with my own wit, but i just won’t be able to roll like that over the next few days. plus i gotta get all dressed up.
to start the festivities, here’s a new Halloween-ish video from Sea Wolf. (i love the cinematography, very James Whale.) they’re playing at the Legendary Park Plaza Hotel this Saturday for the KCRW Masquerade along with DJ Shadow (yay!), Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros (yay!), Little Dragon (who?) and a bunch of KCRW DJs. unfortunately, it’s a whopping $75 a ticket (here – although proceeds benefit KCRW), so if you don’t get to check them out there, they will also be playing some gay-ass free show at Hollywood/Highland on Nov. 6th for the release of the Twilight: New Moon soundtrack with Death Cab for Cutie, Anya Marina and Band of Skulls. when i get more information on that, i’ll be sure to let you know since there will likely be screaming pre-teens everywhere and i know what a bunch of child predators you all are.
The Polyamorous Affair are playing tonight at the Echo. the video below is pretty rad and i’m totally in love with the spooky John Carpenter-esque mid-eighties horror beat. (the band is good, but mostly i’m hoping that at some point someone gets chased down by an evil car, which is somewhat likely if i end up going since that’s how most of my nights end anyway.)
Today I’d like to talk about an issue that resonates very strongly with me, that is, satisfying multiple women over a 12 hour period of time. Now a seasoned veteran like myself has been handling situations like this since the age of 11 and clearly at this point in life, I know what I’m doing. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of this poor Russian dude:Two apparently sex-crazed women bet Sergey Tuganov, a 28 year old mechanic, $4300 that he couldn’t satisfy them for 12 hours. So what did this determined man do? He took an ENTIRE BOTTLE of Viagra. That’s 30 pills. And guess what, he won the fucking bet. He died minutes later… but he won the fucking bet. Investigators say he likely died from taking an ENTIRE BOTTLE of Viagra. Personally, I think there’s some foul play involved…
The moral of the story is: we all have to go someday, what better way to go than a 12 hour orgy-blaze of glory?
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