Wreck The Tape Deck

swoon. jesus satan finds himself in love, and oh cruel fate, how is it possible that it has struck twice in the same place!?!? which of sweet home Chicagoans Moneypenny is jesus satan to choose? also known as DJ Mother Hubbard and DJ A-Cup (ha!), these two lovely female disc jockeys got IT goin’ on in SPADES with both looks and talent. tonight they’re doing a “special performance” (i.e. cat fight over j. satan) at La Cita for Dance Right’s weekly Thursday night sexcapade. (bonus! you can download a grip of their Spandexxx series of live mixes for free here. you’re welcome!) Kingdom, Taliesin and Chico Sonido round out the talent pool.

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once again Dance Right at La Cita (336 South Hill St) is getting a shout out for their killer flyers. no idea who the Cosmic Kids are, and this video looks like they were involved in the worst hipster swine party ever, but all that matters is that there is free entry, cheap hipster beer and a nearby redline stop, anyway.

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Chairlift – Bruises

you gotta hand it to these Chairlift kids. they’ve got plenty of energy (must be on uppers.) tonight they’re headlining a show at the Echo with Luke Top and The Frequency, followed by a Chairlift DJ set at Dance Right for the official afterparty with Mike Simonetti, IAMSOUND(SYSTEM), and DJ Pubes (grossest DJ name in America) on the wreck the tape decks at La Cita.

this Saturday they play a FREE show with Dublab DJs Frosty and Ale at the Getty for the more or less monthly Saturdays Off the 405 series (parking is free now, too!). and just in case you happened to miss all that (put down the bongs you lazy bastards), on Sunday they make a stop for another show at the Detroit Bar in Costa Mesa. i hate overachievers.

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tonight at La Cita, Dance Right lays down it’s weekly thang with oh-so-special musical guest and possible methamphetamine user DJ Hutz (lead singer Eugene Hutz from gypsy-punkists Gogol Bordello). DJ Pube$ is also on the record playing machines. as always, it’s free with RSVP here.

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awesome… DJ Swamp is known for starting the decks on fire (literally), and he’s doing a set tonight at Dance Right at La Cita downtown. go. now. go now.

DJ SWAMP AND THE TROUBLE & BASS CREW (BASS AMBASSADORS OF NEW YORK) ARE ROLLING THROUGH LOS ANGELES JUST BEFORE GOING OUT TO THE DESERT TO PARTY LIKE ROCK STARS WITH ROCK STARS. GET READY FOR A NIGHT OF HEAVY DEBAUCHERY; THE PERFECT WAY TO START A WEEKEND OF NON-STOP SELF-ABUSE.

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recession who? nothin’ brings out the drunks like massive layoffs… this is tomorrow night at La Cita.

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pfft, the Dance Right douches sent confirmation at 8.50 last night for a scene that started at ten. now THAT is hipster. too little too late, people. jesus satan has places to fuck, people to ignore, life to be regretted.

YES!
YOU’RE ON THE LIST FOR
DANCE RIGHT

1. ENTRY IS FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED
2. RSVP GETS YOU DISCOUNT ON ENTRANCE
3. RED STRIPE IS $3 UNTIL THEY RUN OUT
4. SHEPARD PROBABLY DOESN’T WANT TO SIGN YOUR STUFF
5 HAVE FUN; MAKE MISTAKES
6. DRESS LIKE YOU WANT TO TAKE SOMEONE HOME

off the hook? dubious…

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