Cyriak is going through some vicious Cycles

March 15th, 2010

jesus satan is going to have endless nightmares about this, i can already tell. more from Cyriak (music and videos) at his YouTube channel. (i recommend his quite frightening animation mix here.)

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She & Him are unwatchable until Coachella – also new video for In The Sun

March 15th, 2010

SHE (& him)

SHE (& him)

Zooey Deschanel is so cute. i just want to punch her in those sweet little eyes. She & Him (i.e. Zooey and M. Ward) are playing around LA over the next month with shows at Largo (sold out), the El Rey (sold out) and the Glass House (sold out) to warm up for Coachella on the 16th, which is apparently the only way you’ll get to see them. or you can just watch the new video for In The Sun.

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Hulk FTW

March 15th, 2010

Lo-rider – Skinny Uncensored Version

March 14th, 2010

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jesus satan is doing his chores and it goes something like this. (except i’m ghostly pale and almost concentration camp thin.) the video is for Skinny from Lo-rider whoever the fuck that is. (i’m sure they’ll be on tour with LMFAO soon.)

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archipelago life

March 14th, 2010

Ferrari Guy For Hire

March 13th, 2010

like Spencer For Hire but even better and with 100% more mullet. sadly, service is for one person only, though i’m sure he’ll do multiple trips, so it should totally work for a bachelorette party. (you need to check out his photos RIGHT NOW.)

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MONDAY: the White Stripes’ full length doc Under Great White Northern Lights at the Egyptian

March 13th, 2010

i have no doubt this movie is going to be typical White Stripes magic. i was watching some of their music videos the other day, and i’m consistently amazed at how good everything they touch is. i mean, just look at this god damn flyer?!?!? there is a special screener this Monday evening at the Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood with director(s) Emmet Malloy doing a special speaking engagement. (leave it to the White Stripes to go and get a director(s) named fucking Emmet.) i wouldn’t be surprised if one or both of the Whites show up, too, by the way. so get your tickets here and snag them fast. more info after the jump.

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TONIGHT: Star Wars burlesque at Henry Fonda in Los Angeles

March 12th, 2010

star wars warz courtney cruz burlesque sci fi geek nerd porn devil's playground stripping strippers storm troopertonight WTTD pal and internet pin-up queen Courtney Cruz brings a sexy reprise of her Star Wars themed stripperella show to the Henry Fonda theater. for plenty more naughtiness from other Devil’s Playground shows, including Video Game Girls and Fetish Girls, check out our gallery section here. tickets aren’t available anymore online, but there are plenty at the door. jesus satan will see you there. (*UPDATE – this was all sold out and jesus satan did NOT see you there. congratulations Courtney!)

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Sebastien Tellier shakes some ass with his new video for “Look”

March 12th, 2010

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sadly Sebastien Tellier’s show at Knitting Factory last year was probably the worst i saw in 2009, but as you can see by this ass-tastic new video, it might have been because my expectations were so incredibly high. you can download the video from Record Makers here, and for more videos for Air and others by directors/animators Petra Mrzyk and Jean-Francois Moriceau, check out this link.

Record Makers Promo from CreativeApplications.Net on Vimeo.

The video is available for download from http://www.recordmakers.com/birthday/

Read about the iPhone app here:
http://www.creativeapplications.net/iphone/record-makers-iphone/

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Chatroulette Map: for people who want to chatroulette without actually having to talk to those people

March 11th, 2010

something like Chatroulette makes me weep for our future, but then someone else comes along to exploit something like chatroulette and totally reaffirms my faith in humanity… i’m talking about the show me your tits dude, not Chatroulette Map.

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